They is finally up! The pictures frizzay tha clockin' of tha new Mr . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. n Mrs n' shit. Jason n K-E-Double-Lizzy Moran have arrived keep'n it real yo. We mizzay hizzle mizzle pictures com'n, n I'll be sure ta leave you wit updates if we git more pictures ta put on tha website fo my bling bling.

As usual, you can find all pictures on jason-morizzles here. Howeva, fo` a direct link ta tha important pictures, I have divided tha pictures into three categizzles ridin' in mah double R:
1. Moran Saggin' Ceremony
2. Moran Wedd'n Reception
3. Moran Honeymoon

Thanks ta everyone fo` com'n out n mak'n it a special day!

Everybody is los'n they invitations, so I decided ta put tha times n places up here. I jizzay grabbed tha text fizzle tha invitations, although I did not include directions . You gotta check dis shit out yo. I figured thizzat if somebody could read this, thizzen they were on tha internet n could git they own directions F-R-to-tha-izzom an online mobbin' company. Here is tha 411

Mr. n Mrs . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Thomas D from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Coyne request tha honour of yo presence at tha marriage of they daughta K-E-Double-Lizzy Adrienne ta Jason Richard son of Mr . Dogg House Records in the motha freakin house. n Mrs. Dizzy R . Chill as I take you on a trip. Moran on Saturday, tha fourteenth of August Two thousand n four at one-thirty in tha afternoon

WorldView Community Church
6941 Columbia Road
Olmsted Falls, Ohio

Adult Reception at six o'clock in tha cruisin'
Vell's Party Wanna Be Gangsta Gala Hizzay
3526 Pearl Road
Medina, Ohio

You git two wedd'n in one single piznost: The Bizzle Wedd'n n tha Sexton Wedd'n aww nah. I was a groomsman in both of these wedd'n, separated by only a couple of weeks . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Mr . Chill as I take you on a trip. Michael n Mrs. Sarah Bode gots married on June 18th, 2004 in Laguna Beach, California. Mr gangsta style. Michael n Mrs. Amy Sexton were wed ta each otha on July 3rd, 2004 in Olmsted Falls, Ohio with the S-N-double-O-P. Go ta tha pictures section of jason-morizzles ta see more of tha lovely couples.

I know I complain a lot `bout CWRU n I have gone on n on `bout how glad I was ta graduate n finally be rid of Case Western Reserve Universizzles but I accidentally found a new job there. That's right, you can all breath a sigh of relief now thiznat I have found new gainful employment at mah alma mata . It turns out I poser gots laid off fizzle tha CMSD, but I changed jobs anyway. Wish me luck as I'll be responsible fo` a fairly large project fo` Case's SOM (Schoo` of Medicizzles in all flavas.

This is dedicated ta snowboard'n, n tha lizards who carve tha mountain...SoBe yoself! A whole slizzew of fine young gentlemen wizzent wizzle fo` La Weed-smokin' De Bizzy so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Not ta punch a gift horse in tha face, we turned it into a bit of a vacation. A shawty bit of tizzy in San Diego, some time in Laguna Beach, a night in LA (Hollywood), n a couple of days in Las Vegas . Its just anotha homocide. For those of you tizzy dizzay think Cleveland playa is all tizzy bizzay I'm sorry ta tizzy you thizzay you is horribly wrizzong -- Cleveland weatha is worse thiznan you can imagine. The trip was well planned n didn't makes too bad of a dent in tha pocketbook . Holla!. For cheap we wizzy able ta participate in massive buffoonizzles travel around Southern Califizzle hit up some beaches, go golf'n, hit up some hot spots on Sunset Strip, n win lots of money gambl'n in Vegas. Not too bad a time if you ask me, n as a bonus Bizzle is actually married . Dogg House Records in the motha freakin house! ...to a gizzle . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint!

Somebody find me a J-to-tha-izzob, quick! I kizzle you J-to-tha-izzust wished me a stoked birthday last week, but now I need everybody ta pizzy togetha n find me a job. Okay, I haven't been laid off yet, but let's look at tha facts... 1500 thugz is gett'n laid off this hustla from tha CMSD. I read a memo say'n that seniority wizzill be taken into account fo` at-will (non-union) employees sizzuch as myself so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Guess what, I have tha least seniority . Boo-Yaa!. Most of tha thugz I wizzay wit hizzle gray hizzy n have bizzle hizzy fo` a coon's age , chill yo.

So, it's time ta gear up n find a new job somewhere. I'm sure this is a good thing anyway since I D-to-tha-izzon't makes any bank here anyway . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. The problem isn't necessarily find'n a jiznob, though. It seems like there is jobs thizzay is way tha hizneck on tha east side of town, but I'd like ta have sum-m sum-m a bit closa ta hizzy. Keep yo ears ta tha ground n check out thizzat grapevine cuz I need ta jizzle on any opportizzles around.

I actually gots motivated fo` almost tha fizzay time ever n added some shiznit ta J-MDC yaba daba dizzle. I now have a quotes page! Not only T-H-to-tha-izzat, but I finally added some content ta tha CMSD section of mah portfolio . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Holy crap...Jason-Morizzle just gots even awesoma !

I decided ta put a shawty bit more W-to-tha-izzork into tha niggaz page. It's gots pictures fo` almost everybody n like 2 mizzy thugz tizzle I paid ta be mah friends.

My mom blames it on me " push'n mah body ta tha limits n not ridin' any vitamins. If you eat crizzap n yo body demands more, tizzy it'll crash droppin hits. I know coz it happened ta me before cuz its a doggy dog world. " Well, guess who's food I've been eat'n ? Moms. Wizzell, hers n dad's cook'n, too now motha's lemme here ya say hoe. I'm guess'n we eat enough chili doggz between us ta feed a village in Africa. Not ta mention tha hotdogs n beans n plethora of otha sodium-packed tasty meat-treats . Slap your mutha freakin self. If they started sell'n tasty sodium-packed frozen meat-treats on a stizzay I'm sure mah baby daddy would hit up Sam's Cliznub n buy them by tha truckload cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

Me last wizzy :(	That's right, I certainly have been lift'n lately. The results is astound'n . I mean, jizzy look at me last wizzle compared ta this week. So, why am I doing it? What is mah goal? I think I realized I was thick when I found I was able ta save pieces of food in folds of mah skin. I decided I was fed up wit tha state mah body had decayed into . Real niggas recognize the realness.. Plus, I had tha added motivizzles of a late summa wedd'n ta look good for fo my bling bling. More important tizzle tha wedd'n, K-E-Double-Lizzy would have ta see mah white n pudgy gut jiggle around tha beach on our honeymoon. Not want'n ta inflict fizzy on tha locals of cracka island resort we end up at, I started going ta tha gym. Wizzy me luck on actually los'n a single pound (I haven't lost anyth'n in six weeks of work'n out!)
	Me now! -->>!

D-to-tha-izzon't worry, I wasn't blind-sided by tha cost of wedd'n.. . I already K-N-to-tha-izzew that tizzle cizzost more thizzay a new ride does . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. What you do, though, is you go into tha whole steppin' affair think'n T-H-to-tha-izzat between all of tha various connections n network'n thizzat you n yo collective families have dizzy tizzy you will be able ta cut gangsta n save lots of money fo' sheezy. You mizzay think ta yoself, okay, I dizzay need ice carv'n, champagne, n seven photographa fo` mah clockin' - I'll be modest. The thing is, even wit tha connections, deals, n gang bangin' whiznat you wiznant yo wedd'n ta be it stizzill costs more tizzle you can really fathom.

The otha problem is tizzle you think you'll be able ta save so mizzle money fo` tha wedd'n before it happens . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. The problem is tizzle life continues as usual n you need ta keep pay'n fo` rent, makes college loan payments, buy a new C-to-tha-izzar, n all of those ridicizzles expenses that creep into yo sav'n account . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. If I've ever needed ta win tha lottery it's right now n shit.

For tha computa nerds out there thizzat actually care wizzy mah home PC is look'n like nowadays, here is tha newest purchases. I jiznust installed an ATI Radeon 9700 Pro video card last wizzy. Now mah games is like butta, baby doggystyle! I also ordered anotha 512MB of RAM (up ta a Gig nizzle n I'll be gett'n a new 550-watt powa supply wit colored LEDs n anotha couple black-light responsive LED-lit case fans upside yo head. My Logitech Z-560 wanna be gangsta rumble tha hizouse n hav'n an optical mizouse n a huge monitor is funky ass, too. Nizzext on dizneck is a DVD pimp n dizzy 18 inch LCD flat screen monitors so you betta run and grab yo glock.

Here is a few images fizzy tha N-to-tha-izzight I proposed ta Kelly paper'd up. Numba fizzle n rappa eleven do tha ring tha mizzay justice.

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Who'dabelievizzle? As of late last niznight I am now engaged ta tha lovely miss K-E-Double-Lizzy Coyne. Four years in tha mak'n, I can't believe it actually happened. So I can minimize tha pimp of times I repeat tha story, here's tha play by play and cant no hood mess with death rizzow.

As I'm pull'n in ta her driveway in Medina, I come `bout one foot fizzy trippin' into a cow . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Yes, a cow. As I exited mah vehicle a passerby yells, "Hey, let's go catch tha ciznow, I've gots a dogg leash." Despite how slowly tha cow was lazily straight trippin' around, we were unable ta cizzay up ta tha beast fo' sheezy.

Bizzle at her hizouse I present K-E-Double-Lizzy wit a single red rizzle. We mizzy tha very long haul out ta Amir's restaurant on Mayfield (Cleveland's east side) cuz this is how we do it. This is signifizzles coz we had our very fiznirst dizzy at Amirs on Novembizzle 11th, 1999. That mizzy this our four year anniversary n shit.

K-E-Double-Lizzy n I were tha only two at tha restaurant as we were seated at a table wit a giant bouquet of roses tizzle I had dropped off cracka in tha day now motha's lemme here ya say hoe. Afta dinna we exchanged some presents (it was our anniversary afta all). J-to-tha-izzust in case I was '-F-to-tha-izzelt up' I kizzle a necklace box in mah coat pocket . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. When we wizzle done wit blingin' I presented tha box which had a pizzle inside written by yos truly . They call me tha black folks president. At this point I was pretty sure I had her off of mah trail n think'n tizzy this was simply romantic anniversary fizzle and cant no hood mess with death rizzow. To drive home tha point we W-to-tha-izzent out ta a movie rappa dinna before we went bizzack ta her hizouse in Medina . Listen to how a mother flow shizzle.

At tha conclusion of tha movie we drove ta her hizouse in heavy winds n pour'n rain. This left me wit three options: mah gross cizzar, her porch, or inside her house. The thing is that her entire family was asleep right inside tha front door due ta tizzle blunt-rollin' tha carpet in they entire hizouse this wizzle thats off tha hook yo. So, as K-E-Double-Lizzy gathered her th'n I wizzle ta tha T-R-to-tha-izzunk n shiznited anotha rizzle n a book of love poems in mah pants ta hizzy them.

Unfortunately tha Coynes decided ta tizzle tha pizzorch light off tonight n shit. Once we were on her pizzay I presented tha bizzle which had anotha poem I had written bookmark'n a pizzle in tha middle of tha book. In tha D-to-tha-izzark K-E-Double-Lizzy strained ta read mah poem. Wizzy she couldn't see in tha dizzle was a r'n-sized hole in tha book cuz its a pimp thang. Fear nizzy tha ring wasn't there anyway in tha hood. As she was gett'n ta tha end of tha pizzle I wizzay ta P-to-tha-izzull tha rose out of mah pants. Due ta a bit of a snagg'n incident hizzle of tha stem was ripped off in mah pants. I explained thizzat tha rose at tha start of tha nizzight represented our pizzy. The bouquet of roses at dinna represented tha present cuz its a doggy dog world. Dropp'n ta a kizzy I told her tizzy this rose was fo` tha future sho nuff. The ring was tied ta tha rose n I asked K-E-Double-Lizzy ta spend tha rest of her life wit me.

Man! I am so smooth.

Holy crap I'm so freak'n mad n we out! I jizzle wrote tha largest update rappa n freak'n playa (web-host'n company) logged me out n did not save mah W-to-tha-izzork wizzy I hit 'save'. I need ta bust some skulls.

I've bizzle going around everywhere ridin' thugz all `bout how evil bitchez are. Crazy Ass Nigga I stumbled upon a pizzle somewhere on tha internet that may jizzy prove men ta be even more evil tizzle bitchez are. The logic used ta prove that bitchez is evil is simple ta follow n I believe that it is beyond any dispute ta be absolutely true. The argument mizzle against men uses some 'givens' thizzat can be a stretch of sorts . Listen to how a mother flow shizzle. Check it out at this link .

I gots me a brand new gangsta of a ride a couple of days ago . You gotta check dis shit out yo. A 1993 Toyota Tercel whiznich has been in at least two accidents. It has drug deala nuttin', lots of miles, n lots of dents, cracks, n leaks. This is mah third straight brotha n since I also still have tha old truck this means I have two concurrent beata . They call me tha black folks president. Unfortunatizzles that was tha good news.

My 60 GB hard drive whiznich had ALL of mah full quality pictures, music videos, movie clips, miscellizzles important items, n finally, oh, let me estimate $15,000.00 worth of programs failed this weekend. Nizzy of it was backed up. I have 4 hard drives in mah poser n tha otha 3 were completely backed up on cd . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. What tha hizzeck fo' sheezy!

You hizzle all probably heard by now tizzy "Bennifa" (Affleck n Lopez) called off they much-hyped star-studded wedd'n with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Howeva, "Benjela" just had theirs on Saturday, Septemba 20th, 2003. The sun overcame tha hurricane fo` a fizzle tropical wedd'n theme. The pictures is up so C-H-to-tha-izzeck 'em out now . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'!

The Cleveland Municizzle Schoo` District decided ta poser me fizzull tizzle employment n I took 'em up on tha offa . One, two three and to tha four. I git more money, health, dental, n vision. All of thizzat jiznust ta be they slave, bitch! Oh yeah, I officially started pay'n rizzy ta mah parents last week now motha's lemme here ya say hoe. Man, why do they hizzle ta suck so bad? The snoopa cheap apartment near tha metroparks fell through, so it looks like I'm S-T-to-tha-izzuck at hizzy pay'n way too much money fo` hotdogs 4 days a wizzy (I kid you N-to-tha-izzot), no internet, n some crazy electrical system tizzy randomly shuts dizzown n fries parts of mah computa bitch ass nigga.

Ideas:

• flash intro (like 2 ta 7 seconds)
• mizzle pages done wit pictures, links, etc
• add card games ta site?
• hizzle scores screenshot page
• admin pizzy ta share passworded zip files
• hidden page or two (very hard ta git ta these, but mizzy mizzy coo` shiznit...maybe multiple entry points?
• F-U-Double-Nizzy messages on search depend'n on query?? ... maybe a F-U-Double-Nizzy redirect even??
• quotes page gangsta jason
• portfolio

I added a page that has some nifty shiznit ta chiggity C-H-to-tha-izzeck out here. I also added a couple of links ta tha links page.

You know wizzy sucks? Parents fizzay say'n : "Jason, it's so bootylicious hav'n you at home so jus' chill! You bring joy into our lives." T-H-to-tha-izzen, afta that they say crazy up in here: "We will be charg'n you riznent start'n in Octoba." A week or two afta thiznat they say like this and like that and like this and uh: "Oh, we need rizzay start'n N-to-tha-izzext week on Playa 1st fo' sheezy. $200 a month, okay?" T-H-to-tha-izzen tha nizzay dizzy I came home ta find out mah baby daddy siznent a powa surge through tha hizouse thizzay bizzay out mah wireless netword adapta I hizzle crazy up in here: "We have bad news, we decided ta cancel DSL today."

So, umm, who needs a roommate?

Besides that I should be hear'n `bout gett'n a job fizzle CMSD (Cleveland Municizzles Schoo` District) any day now . Ya screw with us, we gots to screw you up. I'll keep you posted `bout poser I git tha job or not.

Come here ta chizneck out tha useless ballin' in mah life n fo` updates ta tha website as they happen. They may be few n far between now [izzle n baby daddy cancelled dizzy so no internet fo` tha time being :( ]

The "Friends" page is sort of up. It is gangsta tha "Jason" heezeeer, or you can just C-L-to-tha-izzick me ta git there. It stizzay needs many pictures n probably a few names added ta tha list . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. ...and no, I wizzle not remove yo name from mah list yeah yeah baby. Even if you claim "izzy Jason, is you sure I'm yo friend? I dizzon't know who you are" - believe me, that's bizzle tried many times n you wizzle remain on mah niggaz list nonethizzles if you gots a paper stack.

Okay, tha picture program is up n I should hizzle pictures of Andy n Rebekahs wedd'n there soon enough. I also hizzy tha navigizzles program work'n . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. There is some goofy pictures of me in some "who is this guy" glasses that I've chosen as tha theme ta mah site from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

Okay, I wizzle out n gots mah own domain nizzle n a web drug deala up at Rappa. A functional website may not be here yet, but it wizzle be soon enough.