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Specs:

• Name: Jason Richard Moran
• Nicknames: Sparky, Extreme, Smiley, J-Dogg, J-Rock, Fatty Mo, Sonic, Sparkles, Big Daddy J, Poopy Pants, Snoopy, Jaso
• Height: 5'11"
• Weight: 190 lbs
• Hair: Brown
• Eyes: Brown
• Birthdate: May 1, 1980
• Birthplace: Cleveland, Ohio
• More about me...

Likes:

• Movies: Matrix, Shawshank Redemption, Mallrats, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, 12 Monkeys, The Usual Suspects, American Pie, Braveheart, Fight Club, Terminator 2, The Game, Can't Hardly Wait, Animal House, There's Something About Mary, Gladiator, Office Space, Rounders, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Frequency, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko
• Music: Everything (but country) Literally everything from screaming death metal to orchestral classical music --whatever YOU like, I like
• Hobbies: Music, Technology (Computers, Audio Equipment, etc), Snowboarding, Extreme anything
• Music Groups: Metallica, Offspring, Pearl Jam, White/Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Eminem, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Evanescence, Incubus, Outkast, 2 Pac, Less Than Jake, Pennywise, Tool, System of a Down, Korn, Nickelback, Finger Eleven, Green Day
• Favorite food: Pizza, tacos, cajun, most things with red hot on them

Dislikes:

• Fat People
• Mullets
• Midgets
• That gay kid at cwru that everybody hates.
• Troll -- a girl at cwru that has an uncanny resemblance to a troll
• Runny, soupy eggs
• My fat white ass
• Keith, a homo from my old high school
• My mom under "visiting relative's cleanup mode"
• My cd burner, which broke
• Dumb drug tests
• Pop music, why do people listen to this crap?
• My unable-to-get-a-tan Irish skin
• Crooked toes, well, toes overall suck
• PT Cruisers
• DivaKisha, a spanish maid I had once that kept abusing my computer
• Most Foreigners (except you, Linrong, ya pimp)
• "Roast Beef Lips"
• Old guy's and their long nose hair
• Port-A-Johns
• Butt hair
• Thieves (always robbing me)
• Jacknuts that have horns implanted in their skull
• C# Data Lists
• Curses, Evil Spirits and crap like that
• Venereal Diseases
• Proxy Servers that block me out of everything
• People that thought Men In Black II was good
• People that "don't get" Fight Club
• affirmative action
• More stuff I hate

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