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Name:
Jason Richard Moran
Nicknames:
Sparky, Extreme, Smiley, J-Dogg, J-Rock, Fatty Mo, Sonic, Sparkles, Big Daddy J, Poopy Pants, Snoopy, Jaso
Height:
5'11"
Weight:
190 lbs
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Birthdate:
May 1, 1980
Birthplace:
Cleveland, Ohio
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Likes:
Movies:
Matrix, Shawshank Redemption, Mallrats, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, 12 Monkeys, The Usual Suspects, American Pie, Braveheart, Fight Club, Terminator 2, The Game, Can't Hardly Wait, Animal House, There's Something About Mary, Gladiator, Office Space, Rounders, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Frequency, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko
Music:
Everything (but country) Literally everything from screaming death metal to orchestral classical music --whatever YOU like, I like
Hobbies:
Music, Technology (Computers, Audio Equipment, etc), Snowboarding, Extreme anything
Music Groups:
Metallica, Offspring, Pearl Jam, White/Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Eminem, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Evanescence, Incubus, Outkast, 2 Pac, Less Than Jake, Pennywise, Tool, System of a Down, Korn, Nickelback, Finger Eleven, Green Day
Favorite food:
Pizza, tacos, cajun, most things with red hot on them
Dislikes:
Fat People
Mullets
Midgets
That gay kid at cwru that everybody hates.
Troll -- a girl at cwru that has an uncanny resemblance to a troll
Runny, soupy eggs
My fat white ass
Keith, a homo from my old high school
My mom under "visiting relative's cleanup mode"
My cd burner, which broke
Dumb drug tests
Pop music, why do people listen to this crap?
My unable-to-get-a-tan Irish skin
Crooked toes, well, toes overall suck
PT Cruisers
DivaKisha, a spanish maid I had once that kept abusing my computer
Most Foreigners (except you, Linrong, ya pimp)
"Roast Beef Lips"
Old guy's and their long nose hair
Port-A-Johns
Butt hair
Thieves (always robbing me)
Jacknuts that have horns implanted in their skull
C# Data Lists
Curses, Evil Spirits and crap like that
Venereal Diseases
Proxy Servers that block me out of everything
People that thought Men In Black II was good
People that "don't get" Fight Club
affirmative action
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