Jason's Friends
Kelly Coyne is hot. Don't touch. Special eyewear may be required. Please read label.
Jason Moran is tracking your every move.
Andy Gole is enjoying the married life now.
Rebekah Gole somehow ended up with Andy.
Kelly Moran must somehow be related to me.
Tommy RaffayPower Hour? Try
Power Year.
April Torontali is the hottest Beta Sweetheart ever! (Don't let Kelly read this)
Ben Powers should model his impeccable feet.
Angela Yatsko intrigues me often.
Donna Shuster shrinks everyday.
Josh Shuster takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
Merci Shuster is such a cute little girl.
Brent Bokman is fighting the war in Hawaii.
Mike Bode is making a million dollars for Intel in Arizona.
Justin Kernen continues towards his million $$ as well.
Martin Nowicki is a coinnesseur of medium-low grade vodka.
Alex Svilar continues to copy me by doing things one step ahead of me at all times.
Luke Pliakis is as shady as possible.
Dan Stack grew up with me since I was like 3.
Amy Stack married Dan Stackable.
Liz Kubicek got to go to Hawaii for spring break, which is unfair.
Megan Crossen is a teacher. Why is everybody a teacher?
Caleb Crossen is a rad and tubular dude.
TJ Breslin is actually old enough to drive.
Dannie V Dan Venezuela has an uncanny resemblance to Jay Leno.
Britton Roberts What a guy! Musician extraordinaire.
Jacob Wadenphul hass e hawd too speel naime.
Jeremiah Lamson can hike, bike and cook with the best of 'em.
Christen Manke has these awesome Abercrombie jeans.
Jim Burton AKA "Tequila Jaime".
Andy Huss can talk the pants off a squirrel.
Doug Blank gets all the ladies then somehow messes things up (Sorry!).
Keith Kravec is a genuinely great guy living in Colorado now.
Devon Snook DEVO HUNGRY!
Davey Morales is probably my best friend of all time.
Dan Laguardia will hunt mullets (AND KILL THEM).
Mike Sexton Iron Mike is a teddy bear.
Amy Sloan has dated Mike for almost 90 years now.
Jonathan Cannon will never be insured again. Ever.
Jeremiah Bouchard is radical and smells like butterscotch sometimes.
Cheryl Gole Hellooooooooooo Nurse!
Brian Hockett is, wait. Is his last name Warner? Jaso Confuso.
Justin Bevis is
not related to Butt-head.
Jake Lozano can relate to hobbits and smurfs.
Pam Lozano readily understands "Jake-speak".
Caiylin Lozano I can't spell her name, but she's cute!
Judah Lozano got 1st place for "Most Adorable Rug-Rat" in Ohio.
Shae Niemi Shanely can both sing AND be totally cool at the same time.
Paul Wagner will tell you all about Kayaking, believe me.
Ben Hoftyzer has mad skills at poker.
Elya Kazimir is as cute as a button.
Elijah Kazimir has all ten toes.
Josh Ross Kabosh Pish Posh with Applesauce.
Olivia Gabriel works at the eye doctor place with Kelly.
Nicole Roberts is a pastors daughter, watch out guys!
Paul Serrin was way cooler in high school.
Kris Dornan loves the Ace of Spades.
Kurt Dornan is in Toledo, OH getting it on.
Nick Lunn is the master of eye candy.
Chetan Patil is in a Master's program for BME at Vanderbilt University.
Kevin Coughlin keeps a lizard in his pocket sometimes.
Andrew Rassi is the not-quite ladies man.
Zach Yarnell loves his high life.
Dylan Flipse not a crackhead or a gypsy.
Amir Aminoshariae AA is a dirty Persian.
Rich Carpenedo, reformed hippy, is now off of probation.
Dan Meismer thinks milk tastes like circles.
David Svilar is like his older brother is in sports, only better.
David Shutak has wrapped up "American Wedding". No way will it be as good as American Pie.
Chris Bowley is AKA Buffalo Meat.
Mark Burnworth is not that Spikey.
Keith Bandi has Mr. Clean for an uncle.
Tab Kubicek is cute and nice, what else can you ask for?
Zachariah Durr revels in absurdity and dabbles in vanguard pursuits.
Aaron Witt - Adopted perhaps?
Terry Moss has every Nintendo game, EVER. Except for 12.
Beth Moss is masterful in ware-tuppery.
Alexa Rebro complains about not having J-MDC approval.
Gheramy Demery is funny because he is not.
Dave Derecskey will qualify any statement made with a hardly related opinion.
Maria Kopec makes fondu yummy treats.
Joy Hoftyzer is really a
man, man!
Pete Ewinger is probably on the CIAs watch list.
Hannah Cornett and I have all of the same friends.